the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

verysiriuspotterhead:

egberts:

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that

raynarvayezjr:

alphastridercest:

raynarvayezjr:

alphastridercest:

deer noises

gun shot noises

panicked deer noises

man yelling god dammit in the distance

montypythonandtheholyblog:

we ride together

we die together

elensaer:

If Gordon Ramsay can’t help you with your restaurant

nO ONE CAN

(Source: the-big-pink-mustache)

dancingfirelilies:

Oh Zuko, you flawless bitch…

(Source: cuddlypoops)